Why do we Blush?

Why do I have to turn bright red, whenever a pretty gurl says hi?????

I have this neighbor named Tiffany; she's 19, in college, drives a nice car, handsome bf, cute doggie, BIG BUTT!!!! She's so gorgeous!!!!!

Seriously, she's like a popular cheerleader, she plays volleyball, and ALWAYS has a bunch of pretty girls & boys coming to her house for parties,
and I'm this little emo loser who stays in my room all day playing video games and drawing! Ugh. Why can't I be more social and kewl like her??!?!??!

Anywho, I decide to go out to walk meh turtle, like usual... and of course I don't fix my hair or put on anything other than my sleeping shorts/shirt,
because it's Sunday and who the fuck cares, right? WRONG!!!!

Out of nowhere, here comes Tiffany!!!!! Walking around with that big butt, shaking and bouncing around like... like... a Giant Peach of LOVE!!!!

I seriously can't describe how perfect her skin is, her hair is so soft and gorgeous, and her face looks like a model from a magazine!!!

Well, everyone knows me in my neighborhood, because of my parents and we always go to each other's houses for brunches and parties and whatever, and I'm always walking my turtle like I weirdo, but he needs the sun and fresh air, and... and...

...and Tiffany walks up to meh, all smiling and gorgeous, her hair all perfect, and always wearing something cute, and her face is SPOTLESS with shiny lips... and she goes...

"Hi Maaaaaari!!!! Hi [I can't tell you my turtle's name because it's a secret]!!!!" (Why does she have to say my name like that? So sexy and cute and flirty?)

I just mumble some stupid rambling, like... "Gnye, Gliffanee! How mar new?!" (Immediately, I realize I'm mumbling!)

THEN... she goes... "Mari, why are you always so freaking gorgeous? Do you realize what a heart breaker you're going to be when you grow up?"

That's it. That's all it takes.

My face LITERALLY turns into a BRIGHT RED TOMATO!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT!!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's SO embarrassing! I can feel it! I know it's happening, because my face feelz like it's swelling up with blood!!!

...and Tiffany just starts giggling, and she'll put her hand on my chin and go, "You're just the cutest thing in the world! I could eat you up!!!"

She walks away giggling, and I'm just standing there all red with a stupid smile, but SUPER embarrassed! I never EVER say anything kewl! I just stand there!!!!

Can anyone halp meh?!?!?! What can I do to stahp this from happening EVERY TIME! Whenever I'm embarrassed... everyone laughs at meh for turning so RED!!!

It happened again today, and... I just wanna be kewl, and say something like, "Tiffany, you're so gorgeous! I swear you're like the most perfect gurl evah!!!"

Instead, I mumble and turn into a Vegetable!!!!!!!!

Ugh. Life... is NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!

The End. Meow Meow