Happy Mother's Day to all the wonderful mommies out there who make our lives so great and love us unconditionally!!!!

Now... a list of my best friends on DA who are mommies, and when they had their first born child!

DA Memeber/Motherhood Age/Where the baby was conceived:

12 years old/Walmart Bathroom

8 years old/Redneck Truck Mud Racing

2 years old/Toys R Us register

10 years old/School Cafeteria Oven

7 years old/Under Water in Cancun during an Orgy

.05 years old/Uterus

32 years old/Nirvana Concert

89 years old/Hospice Care Center during the last seconds of her life

4 years old/Mars

9.5 years old/Special Education Remedial Math Class

-5988 years old/Future Timeline Dimension

3 years old/Disney World

1000 years in Dinosaur Times/Inside a Cave

Zygote/Inside Fertility Center

11 years old/Smallville Kansas

2 years old/New York Drug Rehab Center

4 years old/Truck Stop in Luisiana

8 years old/The moon

12 years old/The Corn fields of Ohio

3 years old/Inside a Zoo Elephant poo cleanup closet

9 years old/Lego Land

2 years old/Castle GreySkull

10 years old/Super Target sushi kitchen

28 years old/Manhattan

4 years old/Gotham City

14 years old/Russian embassy

10 years old/Transgender Hospital