Welcome to the Internz Nedz FIRST Teen Speak Dictionary!!!

It has come to my immediate attention that most of my Watchers are Eldery People over the age of 17, and so I am making this Dictionary to help you guyz understandz some Teen Speak in Modernz timez.

These are normal terms you will see in skewl and how Teens text/chat/IM each other in Modernz Timez.

Note: Itz a Normalz partz of Teenz Speakz to addz a Z to the Endz of Wordz to seemz Kewlz.

DICK-CHIN-AIR-EEH

(Breaking words up to make them sound out phonetically, but also being funny or using curse words, is normal Teen Spic)

Hello - Vagina, chip chip, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!, call 911, da'fug u wun?, I wun 2 merder u, giggidy!
How are you? - How's ur Vagina?, Chu gewd?, chu-goo?, chewbacca?, shequanda?, tequila?, tortilla?, Mexico?
What's your name? - Vagina name?, Nem?, Meme?, wut chu inmate nmbr?, chu kall u?, ketchup poo?, poo vagina?
My name is Mari! - Meh Vagina, Mari, Meh G, Mari, Gyna-Mari, Mari-gyner, Meh Mari!, Eye-Mari, Pie Mary, Pee Pee Meh
How old are you? - Vagina old?, Chu Oldz?, U Period?, U Hairz?, Bloody Time?, Red Dawnz?, U Grassy?, Old Nuff 2 Bleed?
Wanna be friends? - Vagina Rubz?, Rubz Gynas?, G-Rub?, U Tribb?, Wanna Trib?, Let's Tribb, Trib-Job?, B-Hole Tribb?
Thank you - Vaginas!, Metal Tankz, Metal Stankz, Metal Skankz, Meeka Crankz, Peeka Trunkz, DBZ Skunkz, Meow Meow
You're Welcome - Ur Vagina, Ur Smell Cum, U smell Cum, U Cum, Smell Fun, Whale Cum, Whale's R Fun, Ur Werewolf
I'm so happy! - Vagina Wet!, Soaking!!, Dripsterz!!!, Pee Pee in ur Face!!!, tittieez!!!, Tight B-Hole!!!!, Meow Meow!!!!!
That's racist! - Black Vagina, Datz Rachiz!, Daz Shafish, Daz Crayshit!, Fudge Grey Shit!, Black Face Bitch!, Nah Nah!!!
Kawaii - Kewt Vagina, Cute Gyney!, Sweet Brown!, Giggle Pussy!!, Shit Fuck!, Kill Urself!, Suicide Now!, An Hero!!!
I love my teacher! - Vagina smellz, I luz meh Preacher!, I luz da snitcher!, I fuz da lincher!, Eye Chin Dildo!
Parents - Hide ur vagina!, Da Fuzz!, Po Po!, 5-O!, Da Judge!, Scrowz!, Chin Dickz!, Cry Cry, Pow Pow, Molestators!
Cool Kids - Hairy Vaginas, Skewl Kidz, Kewl Kidz, Da Drones, Nerdz, Herdz, Sheepz, Peepz, Creeperz, Skewl Shooterz
Nerds - Young Vaginas, Derdz, Birdz, Doodlez, Noodlez, Niddle Dickz, Pickle Spics, Young Meowz, Kittenz, Mew Mewz
People over 17 - Gross Vaginaz, Stretched, Da Saggiez, Elderleez, Smellderleez, Smelly cumz, Dead Skinz, The Rotting, Da Walking Dead
Kids under 13 - Bald Vaginaz, Little Ticklez, Little Tikz, Bb Dikz, PeePee Dikz, Milkerz, Milkeez, Pampeez, Shitterz
Pregnant Teens - Used Vaginaz, used gewdz, Torn Skinz, Rubber G'z, Playdo dikz, Saggy Cuntz, Fat Cowz, Breederz
Non-Gamerz - Red Vaginas, The Uninitiated, Boring Sheepz, Dead Sheepz, Deadies, Deadites, Fakez, Shitz, Deadz
Teens without Smartphones - Poor Vaginas, Poorfagz, faggotz, scumz, Da homelezz, 3rd World Citizenz, 3DShitz
Kids that wear the same clothes all the time - Dirty Vaginaz, Dirty G'z, Nastiez, Smellz, Smellieez, Stkinz, Keenkz
Teacher's Pet - Teacher's Vagina, T-Slutz, T-bb'z, T-t'z, tittiez, teetaaz, tah taz, Taz, Taz Devilz, Shitz Stainz
Did you do your homework? - Vagina?, Did you Vagina?, Did u vagina? Vagina today? Finger? Did u finger? Finger self?
What grade did you get? - Vagina Score?, Gamer Score?, Score Big? Cheatz?, Smell gewd?, Shit or gold?, Fucked?
Ever Kissed Anyone? - Kissed Vagina?, Vagina'd? Licked Ballz?, Touch Dikz?, Ever tuch Clitz?, Clit Slapped?, face battled? Face Fucked?, F-Fuck'd? FFk'd?
Are you Single? - Is ur Vagina cold?, Cold Vagina? U Cold? Getting Warmz? Wormz? Get wormz? U got Wormz?
Straight, Gay or BI? - Vagina, Dick or Butthole?, VDorB? VDB? Fuck da B? B da Fee? Pay ur Fees? Fuck da trees?
Do you shave down there? - Shave Vagina? Shave? Sheeva? Vishnu? U Vishnu? U Sheeva? Bald? Corvette? Grassy?
G-String or granny panties? - Vagina Hurt? U straight? String Cheese? Cheezing it? Da Cheeze? Butt cheeze?
Want to kill someone? - Insane CLown Pussy, Vagina Died?, Jail time?, Score Points?, Baby time?, Joker's Wild?
Smoke Weed? - Choke Vagina?, Chokster?, Cokster?, Fucking Puffy?, Dog Fucker?, U Fuck Dawgs?, U Put Finger in Da Dawgs Pussy Hole?, Fuck Animals?, U Fck Dawgs?, Dawg Rape?
Cocaine? Meth? Speed? - Vagina Growz? Does ur ballz grow? Did u grow up? growing Big? Growing Anus? tight Anus?
Can you help me sell my little baby brother? - Japanese Vagina for sell?, Selling Tentacle Porn, Kicking paradise!
Want a blowjob? - Vagina Mouth?, Got Milk?, Sausage Fest, German Beer Fest meh!, I'm taking Appointments, Open for Businezz, Feelz beer?, Beer time?, Wanna get Drunk?, Drink Time?
I love you! - Vagina You!, I hate you!, Die!!!, I fucking hate you!, Hatez, MURDER TIME!, i wanna murder you!, i wanna bit ur butt hole!, lick ur butt hole?, i wanna lick ur butthole!, butthole!!!!, i butt ur hole!!!, tongue ass hole!
I'm breaking up with you! - Dead Vagina, dead time, ur dead, murdered without you, I died and ur alive, u live, live happy, enjoy the life, life is gewd!!!
I don't understand? - Confused Vaginas, Retardz, Fucktardz, Duck Shardz, Luck Bardz, Kidz Cumz, Kee Kee!!!!!!


There are a LOT more... but I'm getting tired of typing this shit out.

If you never heard of these, you are probably NOT a teen, and you're an ELDERLY CUNTZ or a BABY CUNTZ!

If you ARE a teen, and never heard of these terms used, then you are probably a PoorFagz & don't go to an affluent skewl.

That is all.

The end for now.... [to be continued]

If you want to add terms, feel free to do so in the Comments Below!

~ Marissa Lynn (Nothing better to do with her valuable time but to make stupid shit!) Meow Meow

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